I Am Always Joking And Always Clowning,

Steven Spielberg's Mother, Who Said To E.t., I Don't Care Where You're From, You're Here And You're Gonna Get Bar Mitzvahed! Never Got A Dinner!

The Hunchback Of Notre-dame, Who Said To His Tailor Irving, Forget The Slacks - Please Work On The Blazer! Never Got A Dinner!

Jack The Ripper's Mother, Who Said To Jack, How Come I Never See You With The Same Girl Twice? Never Got A Dinner!

Goliath's Mother, Who Said To Goliath, Stop Running Around With David! You're Always Coming Home Stoned! Never Got A Dinner!

The Puerto Rican Doctor, Who Wrote All His Prescriptions With Spray Paint. Never Got A Dinner!