Alcohol Gives You Infinite Patience For Stupidity.

Tap Dancing All Started With The Old Clog Waltz.

After I Decided To Become A Jew, Only Then Did I Learn That The Jews Don't Have All The Money. When I Found Out Rockefeller And Ford Were Goyim, I Almost Resigned.

May Was Young And Beautiful, We Were Legally Married, But She Was Caught In The Prison Of My Skin.

Savor The Moments That Are Warm And Special And Giggly.

What Have I Got? No Looks, No Money, No Education. Just Talent.