Alcohol Causes Conflicts, Firearms Resolve Conflicts.

I Worked As An Assistant Editor, Actually, For A Few Years. That Was Right When I Was Just Starting To Get Out At Night And Do A Lot Of Stand-up, Improv, And Sketch Work In New York. It Really Is Invaluable. I Think It Pounded Into Me An Awareness Of What An Editor Wants And Needs, In Terms Of Clarity Of A Moment, Where And When To Start And Stop A Line.

I Went To Oberlin College, And They Don't Have A Film Major, But They Do Have What's Called An Individual Major, Where You Can Sort Of Pitch To A Committee Your Own Course Study, And If They Approve It, You Have Essentially Just Designed Your Own Major. So Oberlin Doesn't Have A Film Major; They Do Have A Film Minor... And Then My Spring Semester Of My Junior Year, I Went Off To Nyu Film School As A Visiting Student - They Have A Program For Kids From Other Schools To Come In For A Semester.

With The Tiger You're Always On Edge, And You Always Have To Keep Your Distance. The Monkey Is Far Less Threatening So You're More Relaxed Around The Monkey, And I Think That's Actually Hazardous.

I'm Sort Of Laughing And So Zach [ Galifianakis] Started Laughing [on The Set Of The Hangover]. And Todd [phillips] Was Baffled Because What We Were Saying Wasn't That Funny, You Know What I Mean? And It Was Like All The Baby's Face. So Todd Was Like, 'what Is Going On? Get It Together Guys.'

April Is Tax Month. If You Are Having Trouble Filing Your Taxes, Then You Should Hire An Accountant. They'll Give You The Same Advice That They've Given Hundreds Of Corporations - Taxes Are For Douche Bags.