Age Is A Slowing Down Of Everything

Naturally, The Neurotic Wants You To Love Him Twice As Much, For He's Going To Cut It In Half Anyway.

Many Beautiful Women Have Been Made Happy By Their Own Beauty, But No Intelligent Woman Has Ever Been Made Happy By Her Own Intelligence.

It's Easy Enough To Get Along With A Loved And Loving Child - At Least Till You Try To Get Him To Do Something.

The Hardest-learned Lesson: That People Have Only Their Kind Of Love To Give, Not Our Kind.

We'd All Like A Reputation For Generosity, And We'd All Like To Buy It Cheap.