The Trouble With Women Is Men; The

Women Who Feel Naked Without Their Lipstick Are Well Over Thirty.

A Critic Can Only Review The Book He Has Read, Not The One Which The Writer Wrote.

A Perfect Marriage Is One In Which "i'm Sorry" Is Said Just Often Enough.

Things Are Never So Bad That They Can't Get Worse. But They're Sometimes So Bad They Can't Get Better.

We Work For Praise, And Dawdle Once We Have It.