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An Old Racetrack Joke Reminds You That Your Program Contains All The Winners' Names. I Stare At My Typewriter Keys With The Same Thought.

If You Are Brave Too Often, People Will Come To Expect It Of You.

When You Let Money Speak For You, It Drowns Out Anything Else You Meant To Say.

No One Ever Loved Anyone The Way That Person Wanted To Be Loved.

Throughout Our Lives, We See In The Mirror The Same Innocent Trusting Face We Have Seen There Since Childhood.