The Trouble With Women Is Men; The

Women Flirt To Keep Their Stock High, Men To Get Somewhere.

When The Pressures Really Mount, The Neurotic Must Choose: Shall He Have A Good Cry, Or Set Fire To His Neighbor's House?

The Excesses Of Love Soon Pass, But Its Insufficiencies Torment Us Forever.

Anything You Lose Automatically Doubles In Value.

In Any Family, Measles Are Less Contagious Than Bad Habits.