The Trouble With Women Is Men; The

All Women Are Basically In Competition With Each Other For A Handful Of Eligible Men.

Some Marriages Break Up, And Some Do Not, And In Our World You Can Usually Explain The Former Better Than The Latter.

A Hypochondriac Is One Who Has A Pill For Everything Except What Ails Him.

A First-rate Marriage Is Like A First-rate Hotel: Expensive, But Worth It.

Life Marks Us All Down, So It's Just As Well That We Start Out By Overpricing Ourselves.