Age Brings Wisdom To Some Men, And

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

If It Required Some Effort To Go From Today To Tomorrow, Some People Would Always Remain In Yesterday.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.