After Twenty Annual Visits, I Am Still

A Technical Failure That Shows Some Attempt At Aesthetic Expression Is Of Infinitely More Value Than Uninspired Success.

[he Stared Into The Camera] Like Some Sort Of An Animal Gazing From Across The Back Of Its Sty. (on Winston Churchill)

All I Want Is The Best Of Everything And There's Very Little Of That Left.

Perhaps The World's Second Worst Crime Is Boredom. The First Is Being A Bore.

Americans Have An Abiding Belief In Their Ability To Control Reality By Purely Material Means... Airline Insurance Replaces The Fear Of Death With The Comforting Prospect Of Cash.