After I Got My First Laugh On

I Got Sober Because I Was Worried I Was Going To Die Next Year.

There Are Two Sides To Being Pigeonholed. There's, 'oh, No, I'm Going To Be Chandler For The Rest Of My Life,' But There's Also The Fact That Getting To Play Chandler Opened Up Doors To Me. It's Now My Job To Find Things That Shake It Up A Little Bit.

I Have Insanely Dorky Taste. Basically, If You're A Woman, And You're Under Any Kind Of Emotional Duress, And You Sing A Song, I Will Listen To It Forever. It's Odd Being A 37-year-old Heterosexual Male Who Owns Nothing But Sarah Mclachlan And Tori Amos. But I'll Go Against That At First And Play Something Boring Like James Taylor.

I'm Just Glad That The Whole John Wayne Persona Of A Man Is Sort Of Old School Now, Because I'd Never Be Able To Do That. If That Was The Going Rate Today, I Wouldn't Be Working.

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.