After I Got My First Laugh On

I've Just Found Out There Are Pages On The Internet Dedicated To Whether I'm Gay Or Not.

I Learned To Fall Down Early In Life - I Was Like Six - Because I Realized It Was A Way To Make Girls Laugh.

Ninety Percent Of Video Game Ai Really Is Pretty Damn Bad. I Think That's Actually Why It's So Much Fun To Shoot Things. Because The Ai Is So Bad And The Characters Are So Annoying.

I've Been Accused Of Not Really Paying Attention To A Sentence Unless My Name Comes Up In It Twice.

In High School, My Prom Date Fooled Around With Another Guy - On Prom Night!