After I Got My First Laugh On

I Would Like You All To Give Me A Round Of Applause As I Have Not Crashed My Car In Over 15 Months.

There's Nothing Better Than A World Where Everybody's Just Trying To Make Each Other Laugh.

I Think If You Look Back At All Those Great Comedies On Television In The Past, It's All Lovable Losers That Gathered Together - 'taxi' And 'cheers,' 'seinfeld' And 'friends.'

The Thing Is, If I Don't Have Sobriety, I Don't Have Anything.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.