I Got Sober Because I Was Worried

I Went To A High School That Didn't Have Many People In It. There Were, Like, 60 People In My Senior Class. There Was A Group Of Cool Kids And A Group Of Really Dorky Kids, And I Was Probably The Coolest Of The Really Dorky Kids.

My Favorite Six Words In Recovery Are: Trust God, Clean House, And Help Others.

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

When I Die, I'd Like 'friends' To Be Listed Behind 'helping People.'

There's Nothing Better Than A World Where Everybody's Just Trying To Make Each Other Laugh.