Adults In A Free Country Should Be

Truth Is Available To The Ears That Can Hear It.

Take This Marriage Thing Seriously - It Has To Last All The Way To The Divorce.

Who's Elk Horn Do I Have To Blow In Order To Get Something To Eat Around Here?

I'm On The Mirror Diet. You Eat All Your Food In Front Of A Mirror In The Nude. It Works Pretty Good, Though Some Of The Fancier Restaurants Don't Go For It.

I Consider Myself To Be A Pretty Good Judge Of People... That's Why I Don't Like Any Of Them.