Adolescence Isn't A Period; It's A Coma.

There Is Some Consolation In The Fact That, Even Though Your Dreams Don't Come True, Neither Do Your Nightmares.

Shakespeare, Who Never Could Think Up A Plot By Himself, Found This One [macbeth] In Holinshed's Chronicles, Changing It Just Enough So That No One Would Recognize The Source. He Didn't Count On The Resourcefulness Of Modern Scholars, Who Have To Discover Things Like This To Become Associate Professors.

Politics, It Seems To Me, For Years, Or All Too Long, Has Been Concerned With Right Or Left Instead Of Right Or Wrong.

When It Comes To Eating, You Can Sometimes Help Yourself More By Helping Yourself Less.

(francis) Bacon's Best Known Writings Are His Essays. They Are Loved For Many Reasons, Such As Their Being So Short.