Adolescence Isn't A Period; It's A Coma.

Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We Sing, It's Always Pleasant When You Spot It. There's Only One Unhappy Thing: You Have To Lose To Prove That You've Got It.

Of Late I Appear To Have Reached That Stage When People Who Look Old Who Are Only My Age.

(francis) Bacon's Best Known Writings Are His Essays. They Are Loved For Many Reasons, Such As Their Being So Short.

The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.

In Larger Things We Are Convivial; What Causes Trouble Is The Trivial.