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Then, Finally, The Third Year, Begging The Parents, I Got The Superman Halloween Costume. Cardboard Box, Self-made Top, Mask Included. Remember The Rubber Band On The Back Of That Mask? That Was A Quality Item There, Wasn't It? That Was Good For About 10 Seconds Before It Snapped Out Of That Cheap Little Staple They Put It In There With.

There Is No Such Thing As Fun For The Whole Family.

A Bookstore Is One Of The Only Pieces Of Evidence We Have That People Are Still Thinking.

Introducing 'lite': The New Way To Spell 'light'; But With Twenty Per Cent Fewer Letters.

I Think It's Funny To Be Delicate With Subjects That Are Explosive.