Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985,

I Was At A Bar Nursing A Beer. My Nipple Was Getting Quite Soggy.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

People Always Ask Me, 'where Were You When Kennedy Was Shot?' Well, I Don't Have An Alibi.

People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That I'll Reproduce.

Once I Was In A Restaurant And I Dropped My Fork On The Floor, And They Gave Me A New Fork. So I Pushed My Girlfriend Out Of Her Chair.