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If The Education Of Our Kids Comes From Radio, Television, Newspapers - If That's Where They Get Most Of Their Knowledge From, And Not From The Schools, Then The Powers That Be Are Definitely In Charge, Because They Own All Those Outlets.

Because As An Only Child, You Have Your Own Little World.

I Want To Find A Genie In A Bottle That Can Grant Me Three Wishes. I Want To Be Able To Speak, Read, Write, And Understand Any Language Ever Written Or Spoken, Just Any Language Throughout The History Of Man. That Would Be One Of My Wishes From The Genie, So I Would Have To Put "multilingual" On The Resume, Should I Ever Find The Genie.

All I Can Do Is Say I Smell A Rat. I Don't Know Where It Is Or What Kind Of Rat It Is, But As An Artist, I Can Express How. But I Couldn't Responsibly Stand Up And Tell People Which Way To Go, Because Then I'm Just As Guilty As The People Who Are Telling Everybody Else What To Do And Where To Go.

A Lot Of People Into Tool, For Some Reason, Are Not Interested In Humor.