Actors Don’t Retire. They Just Get Offered

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I Am Going To Get Married Again, Thereby Quite Possibly Making The Greatest Mistake Of My Life.

Malta Is A Sod Of A Place.

If You Could Do Something That Would Make People Happy, And It Would Cost You Neither Money Nor Time, Would You Do It? If That Same Thing Made You Happy, Would You Do It? What Is This Magical Thing That Will Brighten Your Day And The Days Of People Around You And Yet Cost You Nothing? A Smile.

Watching Too Much Tv Can Triple Our Hunger For More Possessions, While Reducing Our Personal Contentment By About 5 Percent For Every Hour A Day We Watch.

Tell Me That I Misunderstood A Joke, But Don't Tell Me That My Choice Of Cravat Is Wrong.