Activity Is The Only Road To Knowledge.

I Can Forgive Alfred Nobel For Having Invented Dynamite, But Only A Fiend In Human Form Could Have Invented The Nobel Prize.

Titles Distinguish The Mediocre, Embarrass The Superior, And Are Disgraced By The Inferior.

People Who Are Hard, Grasping And Always Ready To Take Advantage Of Their Neighbors Become Very Rich.

I Do Not Want To Make My Stomach A Graveyard Of Dead Animals.

I Am Very Sorry, But I Cannot Learn Languages. I Have Tried Hard, Only To Find That Men Of Ordinary Capacity Can Learn Sanskrit In Less Time That It Takes Me To Buy A German Dictionary