Acting Is A Really Simple Job -

I Would Love To Tell You I've Found The Secret To Eternal Youth. I Go To The Gym And Avoid Too Many Chips. I Love To Eat, Hate To Work Out, But If You Can't Count All Your Ribs From A Distance You're Considered Obese.

I Imagine Like Most Of Us That I'd Like Obscene Amounts Of Money But The People I Met And Worked With Who Have Those Obscene Amounts Of Money And Have Obscene Amounts Of Fame Have Awful Lives. Really. I Mean Hideously Compromised Lives. And I Can Go Anywhere. No One Knows Who I Am.

God, I Hate Interviews With Actors Pouncing On. Who Wants To Know About Their Lives? I Don't Want To Know About Al Pacino's Life.

I Get Some Of The Nicest Fan Mail You Could Imagine. Also When I'm Up For An Award, My Fans All Vote Online And Then They'll Boast To Each Other About How Many Thousands Of Times They've Clicked My Name. Their Thumbs Must Be Bleeding!

I Think I Was Probably Always A Liar; I Just Get Paid For It Now.