I Am Not A Sex Symbol.

I Imagine Like Most Of Us That I'd Like Obscene Amounts Of Money But The People I Met And Worked With Who Have Those Obscene Amounts Of Money And Have Obscene Amounts Of Fame Have Awful Lives. Really. I Mean Hideously Compromised Lives. And I Can Go Anywhere. No One Knows Who I Am.

Every Time I Make A Plan, God Laughs At Me.

I Would Love To Tell You I've Found The Secret To Eternal Youth. I Go To The Gym And Avoid Too Many Chips. I Love To Eat, Hate To Work Out, But If You Can't Count All Your Ribs From A Distance You're Considered Obese.

I Went Off And Read The Books After The Audition And I Read All Four Books In One Sitting - You Know - Didn't Wash, Didn't Eat, Drove Around With Them On The Steering Wheel Like A Lunatic. I Suddenly Understood Why My Friends, Who I'd Thought Where Slightly Backward, Had Been So Addicted To These Children's Books. They're Like Crack.

I Think I Was Probably Always A Liar; I Just Get Paid For It Now.