Achilles Absent Was Achilles Still!

Thou Shalt Not Horn In On Thy Husbands Racket

The Ugliest Man Was He Who Came To Troy; With Squinting Eyes And One Distorted Foot.

Nobody Gets Into Heaven Without A Glowstick.

Few Sons Attain The Praise Of Their Great Sires And Most Their Sires Disgrace.

I Won't Lie To You, Fatherhood Isn't Easy Like Motherhood.