Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

Nature's Bank-dividends.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others.

Give Me A Chance, Says Stupid, And I Will Show You. Ten To One He Has Had His Chance Already, And Neglected It.

Look Not To A Woman's Head For Her Brains, But Rather To Her Heart.

Punctuality Is The Sole Of Business.