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As Is Well Know, I, Ah..regard Myself As A Religious Man, Yet I Belong To No Church. I'm An Able Soldier Yet I Abhor Armies. I Can Even Add That I've Been Introduced To Hundreds Of Women But Never Married. In Other Words No One's Ever Talked Me Into Anything.

We Don't Think Well Of Our Presidents When They Are Serving. Even Kennedy, With Such A Short Presidency, Was Beginning To Lose His Remarkable Appeal To The American People When He Was Suddenly Sainted By Death.

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If You Talk About Race, It Does Not Make You A Racist. If You See Distinctions Between The Genders, It Does Not Make You A Sexist. If You Think Critically About A Denomination, It Does Not Make You Anti-religion. If You Accept But Don't Celebrate Homosexuality, It Does Not Make You A Homophobe.

What You Hold In Your Hand Is Proof Of Man's Power - Against Which Our Strength Means Nothing. It Has The Force Of 100 Spears. I Warn You, Man's Ingenuity Goes Hand-in-hand With Their Cruelty. No Creature Is As Devious Or Violent.