About All You Can Do In Life

The Last Thing I Have To Say Is That Ice Is The Past Tense Of Water. I've Always Wanted To Write That Sentence And Now I Have.

No Animal On The Face Of The Earth Could Conceive Of Taxation. You And I Work Roughly Six Months A Year To Pay Our Local, State And Federal Taxes. If Nothing Else, This Should Convince You That Animals Are Smarter Than People.

Would It Upset Men If They Found Out We Weren't Different? Are We? Aren't We? Damned If I Know.

Recognition Of Function Always Precedes Recognition Of Being.

Virginia Woolf Said That Writers Must Be Androgynous. I'll Go A Step Further. You Must Be Bisexual.