A Writer Is Someone Who Can Make

Corruption Is Worse Than Prostitution. The Latter Might Endanger The Morals Of An Individual, The Former Invariably Endangers The Morals Of The Entire Country.

Most Critics Write Critiques Which Are By The Authors They Write Critiques About. That Would Not Be So Bad, But Then Most Authorswrite Works Which Are By The Critics Who Write Critiques About Them.

A Snob Is Unreliable. The Work He Praises Might Just Be Good.

There Is A Shortage Of Clerks. Everyone Is Going Into Journalism.

What Is A Historian? Someone Who Doesn't Write Well Enough To Work On A Daily.