A Word To Those Of You Out

Liberals Don't Have To Emerge From The Hot Tub And Start Attending Nascar Races Or - God Forbid - Church, But It Would Be Nice If They'd Stop Lying All The Time.

Liberals Have Managed To Eliminate The Idea Of Manly Honor. Instead, All They Have Is Womanly Indignation.

Where There's Smoke Around A Conservative, There Are Journalists Furiously Rubbing Two Sticks Together.

The Tolerant Liberal Suddenly Becomes Very Intolerant When Their Official Religion Is Challenged.

Because Of All Our Presidents, Barack Obama Is The One Most Likely To Be Descended From A Slave Trader, Since Kenya Had A Major Slave-trading Port, And The Muslims Were Heavily Involved In The Slave Trade.