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Scott Brown's Victory In Massachusetts Has Got To Have Ted Kennedy Rolling Over In His Grave, Spilling His Drink.

If You Attack The Clintons Publicly, Make Sure All Your Friends Know That You Are Not Planning Suicide, That You're Not Careless When You Drive A Car.

Moore's Only Concession To The Democrats' Role-playing Is To Deny That He Is A Democrat, Hoping Enough Americans Were Taught By Public School Teachers That No One Will Know How To Look Up Moore's Voter Registration Card. Democrat.

Everyone Is Skeptical. Only The Media Are Not Skeptical, But, Then, They Were Also Not Skeptical When The Administration Put Out The Line That Coordinated Embassy Attacks Around The Globe On The Anniversary Of 9/11 Were Just Rowdy Movie Reviews. Numbers On A Tv Screen Won't Prevent Millions Of Americans From Noticing That They're Unemployed.

The Beauty Of Being A Liberal Is That History Always Begins This Morning. Every Day Liberals Can Create A New Narrative That Destroys The Past As It Occurred. We Have Always Been At War With Eastasia.