A Woman Is Like Beer. They Look

I Don't Know Why I Did It, I Don't Know Why I Enjoyed It, And I Don't Know Why I Will Do It Again.

But We All Had An Agreement To Let Each Other Get Away With Everything! That's Capitalism!

I Think People Who Work In Comedy And Humor Are Hesitant To Analyze It Too Much, Because You Feel Like If You Take It Apart, You'll Break It And Not Be Able To Put It Back Together Again.

Warning Signs That Lover Is Bored: 1. Passionless Kisses 2. Frequent Sighing 3. Moved, Left No Forwarding Address.

I Like My Beer Cold, My Tv Loud, And My Homosexuals Flaming.