A Wise Friend Once Told Me, 'don't

No Other Formula Gives Your Baby A Better Start In Life Except That Stuff That Comes Out Of You For Free.

We Should Leave People Alone About Their Weight. Being Skinny For A While (provided You Actually Eat Food And Don't Take Pills Or Smoke To Get There) Is A Perfectly Fine Pastime. Everyone Should Try It Once, Like A Super-short Haircut Or Dating A White Guy.

You Know Who Does Have A Funny Bone In Her Body? Your Mom Every Night For A Dollar.

My Favorite Day At 30 Rock Is Thursday, When The Show Airs. At Lunch We Screen The Episodes. For Everyone To Watch Together, To See The Stuff We All Worked On, To Hear The Crew Laugh - It’s Great Fun.

If You Care About [the Characters] As If They Were Real, That Always Helps.