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I Went To The University Of Virginia And I Came From, I Grew Up In Suburban Philadelphia.

When Humor Works, It Works Because It's Clarifying What People Already Feel. It Has To Come From Someplace Real.

Either Way, Everything Will Be Fine. But If You Have An Opinion, Please Feel Free To Offer It To Me Through The Gap In The Door Of A Public Restroom. Everyone Else Does.

When I Turned 50, I Looked In The Mirror And I Thought: "hey, This Isn't The Dress Rehearsal, This Is Life And I Don't Know How Much Longer I'm Going To Have!"

Every Kid Has Something They're Good At, That You Hope They Find And Gravitate Toward.