A Vision, Without A Plan, Is Just

You Know Horses Are Smarter Than People. You Never Heard Of A Horse Going Broke Betting On People.

I Remember When Being Liberal Meant Being Generous With Your Own Money.

I Have A Scheme For Stopping War. It's This - No Nation Is Allowed To Enter A War Till They Have Paid For The Last One.

Even When You Make A Tax Form Out On The Level, You Don't Know When It's Through If You Are A Crook Or A Martyr.

Every Gag I Tell Must Be Based On Truth. No Matter How Much I May Exaggerate It, It Must Have A Certain Amount Of Truth.... Now Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.