A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound

Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love' With You.

It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite A Bit Because I Didn't See Any Humour In My Life At All.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

When People Come Over To My House For Dinner, I Always Have A Vegetarian Option. They Can Make Do, Or They Can **** Off!

I Like To Write A Joke Without Any Fat On It.the Shorter The Better. I Cater For People With Add, Basically.