A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They

There's A Charm, There's A Rhythm, There's A Soul To Jewish Humor. When I First Saw Richard Pryor Perform, I Told Him, 'you're Doing A Jewish Act.'

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

Everything My Mother Made Had To Cook For 80 Hours, And When She Made Matzoh Balls She Didn't Know Fluffy. Everything Sank.

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.