A Small Handgun Makes Any Tv Remote

President Obama Is Sending Troops Back To Iraq. He Said, 'don't Worry, We Should Not Be There Any Longer Than A Kardashian Marriage.'

Let's Stop For A Moment To Admire The Rotating Pies.

I Wouldn't Give My Troubles To A Monkey On A Rock.

During The Debate, Palin Winked, Wrinkled Her Nose, And Gave A Shout-out To A Third-grade Class. Well, You Know, That Says Commander-in-chief To Me Right There. You Betcha!

Compared To Clinton, I Feel Like A Loser. I Can't Even Get The Intern To Make Me Coffee!