A Sex Symbol Becomes A Thing. I

Husbands Are Chiefly Good As Lovers When They Are Betraying Their Wives.

As Long As I Can Remember, I've Always Loved People.

Of Course, It Does Depend On The People, But Sometimes I'm Invited Places To Kind Of Brighten Up A Dinner Table Like A Musician Who'll Play The Piano After Dinner, And I Know You're Not Really Invited For Yourself. You're Just An Ornament.

I Am Involved In A Freedom Ride Protesting The Loss Of The Minority Rights Belonging To The Few Remaining Earthbound Stars. All We Demanded Was Our Right To Twinkle.

I Know I Will Never Be Happy, But I Know I Can Be Gay!