A Sense Of Humour Is Common Sense

Generally It Is Our Failures That Civilize Us. Triumph Confirms Us In Our Habits.

Snooker Is Just Chess With Balls.

You Can Never Get A Woman To Sit Down And Listen To A Drum Solo.

Prejudices Are Useless. Call Los Angeles Any Dirty Name You Like - Six Suburbs In Search Of A City, Paradise With A Lobotomy, Anything - But The Fact Remains That You Are Already Living In It Before You Get There

I Won't Have To Miss Smoking Any More. Nobody Smokes Where I'm Going: It's Like A Row Of Restaurants In California.