A Reasonable Probability Is The Only Certainty.

A Man Forgets His Good Luck Next Day, But Remembers His Bad Luck Until Next Year.

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool

Men Are A Good Deal Better Collectively Than They Are Individually. Many A Man Will Do That Privately Which He Will Denounce In A Crowd.

We Are Not Free, It Was Not Intended We Should Be. A Book Of Rules Is Placed In Our Cradle, And We Never Get Rid Of It Until We Reach Our Graves. Then We Are Free, And Only Then.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.