Friendships Are Forgotten When The Game Begins.

Any Pitcher Who Throws At A Batter And Deliberately Tries To Hit Him Is A Communist.

The Lord Taught Me To Love Everybody, But The Last Ones I Learned To Love Were The Sportswriters.

There'll Be A Man On The Moon Before Gaylord Perry Hits A Home Run.

A Fellow Has To Have Faith In God Above And Rollie Fingers In The Bullpen.

Every Player Should Be Accorded The Privilege Of At Least One Season With The Chicago Cubs. That's Baseball As It Should Be Played - In God's Own Sunshine. And That's Really Living.