Friendships Are Forgotten When The Game Begins.

The Lord Taught Me To Love Everybody, But The Last Ones I Learned To Love Were The Sportswriters.

A Manager Doesn't Hear The Cheers.

There'll Be A Man On The Moon Before Gaylord Perry Hits A Home Run.

The Writers Want To Know Were You Made Your Mistake, No How Well Your Curve Is Breaking.

Any Pitcher Who Throws At A Batter And Deliberately Tries To Hit Him Is A Communist.