The Lord Taught Me To Love Everybody,

Every Player Should Be Accorded The Privilege Of At Least One Season With The Chicago Cubs. That's Baseball As It Should Be Played - In God's Own Sunshine. And That's Really Living.

There'll Be A Man On The Moon Before Gaylord Perry Hits A Home Run.

Any Pitcher Who Throws At A Batter And Deliberately Tries To Hit Him Is A Communist.

The Lord Taught Me To Love Everybody, But The Last Ones I Learned To Love Were The Sportswriters.

The Giants Were Supposed To Have A New Motto, 'shut Up And Deal.'