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I Think Free Speech Is Probably The Coolest Thing We Have In This Country, And Again, You Can Label It Hate Speech And Dismiss It, And Then You're Allowed To Censor It.

I Always Tend To Think Of All Of My Shows As Possibly My Last Show. I'm Like A Junior Springsteen, Without The Underbite.

I Used To Sneak Up To The 8th Floor And Watch Eddie Murphy And Joe Piscopo Rehearsing 'saturday Night Live' And Could Only Wonder If I Would Ever Have The Chance To Be Funny. It Took Me Five Years To Go Up The Two Stories, But It Is Such A Sense Of Fulfillment To Be Able To Show What I Can Do On National Television.

Describing Comic Sensibility Is Near Impossible. It's Sort Of An Abstract Silliness, That Sometimes The Joke Isn't The Star.

I'm A Friend Of The Ceo Of Twitter And He Showed Me How To Be On It, But It Causes Such An Uproar If What You Post Is Perceived In A Negative Light.