A Mom And Dad Found An S&m

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt, I Would Never Run.

I Had Auditioned For 'saturday Night Live' Two Or Three Times Before And Never Really Saw Myself There. I Looked Up To Belushi And Bill Murray And Aykroyd And I Never Saw Myself As In Their World.

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.

I Think Free Speech Is Probably The Coolest Thing We Have In This Country, And Again, You Can Label It Hate Speech And Dismiss It, And Then You're Allowed To Censor It.