A Man's Name, Title, And Rank Are

To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

A Faithful Woman Looks To The Spring, A Good Book, Perfume, Earthquakes, And Divine Revelation For The Experience Others Find In A Lover. They Deceive Their Husbands, So To Speak, With The Entire World, Men Excepted.

Little By Little, The Pimps Have Taken Over The World. They Don't Do Anything, They Don't Make Anything - They Just Stand There And Take Their Cut.

All Women Are Born Evil. Some Just Realize Their Potential Later In Life Than Others.

Sadness Flies On The Wings Of The Morning, And Out Of The Heart Of Darkness Comes The Light.