A Man's Character Never Changes Radically From

A Man's Character Never Changes Radically From Youth To Old Age. What Happens Is That Circumstances Bring Out Characteristics Which Have Not Been Obvious To The Superficial Observer.

Misquotation Is, In Fact, The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned. A Widely- Read Man Never Quotes Accurately, For The Rather Obvious Reason That He Has Read Too Widely.

There Is No Stronger Craving In The World Than That Of The Rich For Titles, Except That Of The Titled For Riches.

The English Public Doesn't Really Like Shakespeare; It Prefers Football.

Do You Believe In God? Perhaps You Aren't Old Enough. The Reason Old People Believe In God Is Because They've Given Up Believing In Anything Else, And One Can't Exist Without Faith In Something.... God Is A Sort Of Burglar. As A Young Man You Knock Him Down; As An Old Man, You Try To Conciliate Him Because He May Knock You Down. Moral: Don't Grow Old.