A Man Was Found Dead Covered In

So I Rang Up British Telecom, I Said 'i Want To Report A Nuisance Caller', He Said 'not You Again'.

A Man Says To His Mate: "my Wife Is A Twin." His Mate Says, "how Do You Tell Them Apart?" The Man Says: "her Brother Has A Beard."

I Asked A Shop Owner If He Could Help Me Out. He Said: "what Way Did You Come In?"

I Don't Think My Wife Likes Me Very Much, When I Had A Heart Attack She Wrote For An Ambulance.

An Englishman, An Irishman And A Scotsman Walk Into A Bar. The Barman Looks At Them And Says: "is This Some Kind Of A Joke?"