A Lot Of These Kids I Think

A Lot Of These Kids I Think Are More Content Just To Be On Facebook And The Computer Than They Are To Actually Go Out. They Just Really Want To Get A Picture To Post To Their Buddies, And That's About It.

The More Discovery Channel You Watch, The Less Chance You Have Of Ever Meeting A Woman. Because It Fills Your Head With Odd Facts That Can Come Out At Any Moment. "hello. Did You Know Hitler Was Ticklish? That Sea Otters Have Four Nipples? Wait - Don't Run Away!"

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.

I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes.