A Lot Of Rock Bands Are Truly

Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To Backstage To Under The Stage

Ya Know, I Always Admired Ray Kroc, The Man Who Invented Mcdonald's. Ray Had A Vision Of The Most Commonplace Thing - A Hamburger And Fries To Go - But To Him It Was Just The Greatest Thing Ever, And He Was Going To Make It The Greatest Thing Ever For Everybody Else, And He Did.

I Know That People Think I'm A Party King; But, Face It, If I Finished The Bottle Every Time I Took A Drink, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do The Aerials I Do Onstage.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness, But It Can Buy You A Yacht Big Enough To Pull Up Right Alongside It.

A Song Without A Hook Is Like A Train Without Rails. It Skitters All Over The Place, Bangs Into Everything. Boom! Crash! There Goes Grand Central Station. Crushed By A Train.