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Sometimes I Sit In My Den At Home And Read Stories About Myself. Kids Used To Save Whole Scrapbooks On Me. They Get Tired Of Them And Mail Them To Me. I'll Go In There And Read Them, And You Know What? They Might As Well Be About (stan) Musial And (joe) Dimaggio, It's Like Reading About Somebody Else.

A Body Came Flying Out And Landed At My Feet. At First I Thought It Was Billy So I Picked Him Up. But When I Saw It Wasn't I Dropped Him Back Down.

You Don't Have To Talk To Me About Pensions. I Won't Be Around Long Enough To Collect One.

Today's Little Leaguers, And There Are Millions Of Them Each Year, Pick Up How To Hit And Throw And Field Just By Watching Games On Tv. By The Time They're Out Of High School, The Good Ones Are Almost Ready To Play Professional Ball.

My Views Are Just About The Same As Casey's.