I Don't Know Why Roger (maris) Isn't

Somebody Once Asked Me If I Ever Went Up To The Plate Trying To Hit A Home Run. I Said, 'sure, Every Time.'

If I Were Playing Today I'd Do What Joe Dimaggio Said. I'd Go Knock On The Door At Yankee Stadium And When George Steinbrenner Answered I'd Say, 'howdy, Pardner.'

It Looked Like Roy Rogers Rode Through On Trigger, And Trigger Kicked The Guy In The Face.

Of Course, I Didn't Tell You About All The Times I Said I Was Going To Hit One And It Didn't Happen.

Roger Maris Was As Good A Man And As Good A Ballplayer As There Ever Was.