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You Can’t Pray Away The Gay, But You Can Torture A Conflicted Closet Case To Death.

I Don’t Understand How Real Christians Let That Little F--ker Get Away With That.

So While Gun Owners Are Always Saying That Owning Guns Is About Defending Freedom, The Only Freedom Gun Owners Seem Interested In Defending With Their Guns Is The Freedom To Defend Their Freedom To Own Guns.

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