A Lollipop Is A Cross Between Hard

If You Find Yourself Lost In The Woods, Build A House. "well, I Was Lost, But Now I Live Here!"

If You Want To Talk To Me After The Show, I'd Be Surprised.

I Sometimes Close My Eyes During A Show Because I Have Drawn A Picture Of An Audience Enjoying The Show More On The Back Of My Eyelids.

You Know When A Company Wants To Use Letters In Their Phone Number, But Often They'll Use Too Many Letters? "call 1-800-i-really-enjoy-brand-new-carpeting." Too Many Letters, Man, Must I Dial Them All? "hello? Hold On, Man, I'm Only On 'enjoy.' How Did You Know I Was Calling? You're Good, I Can See Why They Hired You!"

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.