If You Want To Talk To Me

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

I Had A Box Of Ritz Crackers, And On The Back Of The Box, They Had All These Suggestions For What To Put On Top Of The Ritz. Try It With Cheese. Try It With Peanut Butter. Come On, Man, They're Crackers, That's Why I Got Them. I Like Crackers! I Didn't Buy Them Because They're Little Edible Plates!

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.

I Met The Girl Who Works At The Doubletree Front Desk, She Gave Me Her Number. It's Zero. I Tried To Call From Here, Some Other Woman Answered. "you Sound Older!"

A Lollipop Is A Cross Between Hard Candy And Garbage.