A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.

I Equals All Of The Ifs Added Up Over Time. The Ifs, Those Are The Possibilities; That's Infinite For All Of Us. Every Day There Are Just Millions Of Them. Time, That's Finite For Each Of Us; There Is No Question There. Maybe If You Divide Choices By The Amount Of Time You Have, The Real I Can Emerge, Depending Upon Those Choices.

How To Be A Bouncer: Be An Asshole; Stand Near A Door.

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.